- Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
- Because there were so many knights.
-Why don't African animals play games?
- There are too many cheetahs (cheaters)!
- There are too many cheetahs (cheaters)!
- What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin Hood fired at him?
- That was an arrow escape!
- Why is six afraid of seven?
- Because seven eight nine!
- Because seven eight nine!
- What can make an octopus laugh?
- Ten tickles!
- Ten tickles!
- Why was the baby ant confused?
- All his uncles were ants!
- What do you call a fish without an eye?
- A fsh!
- What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
- A jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells
- Which letters of the alphabet are like a Roman Emperor?
- The Cs are.To be continued ;)
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Here's an idio(ma)tic joke(actually it's boring, but the censorship gives me no choice =) ):
- why did a little boy eat his test?
- 'cause his teacher said it was a piece of cake
Of course i meant "leaves me no choice", that was a stupid mistake.
The censorship just asks you not to post vulgar ones :) I do believe that witty and funny jokes can still be exquisite.
I found a few more of them.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
>You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>A Stick.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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