пятница, 9 апреля 2010 г.

Jokes

Как и обещала, делюсь понравившимися шутками на английском языке. Но на этот раз не knock knock, а просто приколы с омофонами. Классное ощущение - когда понимаешь, в чем суть шутки :)

- Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
- Because there were so many knights. 


-Why don't African animals play games?
- There are too many cheetahs (cheaters)!


- What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin Hood fired at him?
- That was an arrow escape!


- Why is six afraid of seven?
- Because seven eight nine!


- What can make an octopus laugh?
- Ten tickles!


- Why was the baby ant confused?
- All his uncles were ants!



- What do you call a fish without an eye?
- A fsh!



- What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
- A jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells


- Which letters of the alphabet are like a Roman Emperor?
- The Cs are.

To be continued ;)

4 комментария:

Eric комментирует...

Here's an idio(ma)tic joke(actually it's boring, but the censorship gives me no choice =) ):

- why did a little boy eat his test?
- 'cause his teacher said it was a piece of cake

Eric комментирует...

Of course i meant "leaves me no choice", that was a stupid mistake.

Yolka комментирует...

The censorship just asks you not to post vulgar ones :) I do believe that witty and funny jokes can still be exquisite.

Eric комментирует...

I found a few more of them.

How Do You Get Holy Water?
>You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>A Stick.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>Anyone Can Roast Beef.

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